Wax Ecstatic (to Sell Angelina)

When things just aren’t going your way ~ Like a problem hair you pluck or shave? ~ But shaving got to be a bore ~ And you deserve so much more ~ And you happiness is just a purchase away ~ Angelina it’ll fix your hunchback ~ Angelina it’ll help your time pass ~ Angelina here’s the forecast ~ Angelina it’s science we never laugh ~ Here’s something that is automatic ~ It’s Wax Ecstatic ~ When life is nothing less than tragic ~ It’s Wax Ecstatic ~ When life has lost all it’s magic ~ It’s Wax Ecstatic ~ When life can’t promise the fantastic ~ It’s Wax Ecstatic ~ Throw all your troubles away ~ You’ll have nothing left that you want to save ~ With this circus you’ll need nothing more ~ And all your troubles walk out the door ~ And it’s all just a phone call away ~ Angelina it’ll fix your hunchback ~ Angelina it’ll help your time pass ~ Angelina here’s the forecast ~ Angelina it’s science we never laugh ~ Here’s something that is automatic ~ It’s Wax Ecstatic ~ When life is nothing less than tragic ~ It’s Wax Ecstatic ~ When life has lost all it’s magic ~ It’s Wax Ecstatic ~ When life can’t promise the fantastic ~ It’s Wax Ecstatic